Yo Yo Honey Singh to make a comeback with his new album, BJP-JDU Alag Beat Pe

Within the Loins Of Punjab: Punjab di shame, Yo Yo Honey Singh hopes to make women swoon again with his new album titled ‘BJP-JDU Alag Beat Pe’ . The self-proclaimed International Villager, whose reputation nose-dived after his misogynist songs, has decided to direct his vulgarity to a safe haven namely, politics.

 Sources close to Honey confirmed the news. “Yo Yo keeps himself abreast with current affairs. Last time also he made a song na? About that Delhi rape case. He has serious views about national news”

Twitter is abuzz with suggestions of whether Narendra Modi or Nitish Kumar will play the role of the “wife”.  Looking at his track record, the supposed wife will be subjected to whip lashes, full body spanks and everything else that will make erotic bestseller 50 Shades of Grey look like a primary school textbook.

Using Google Person Finder, Faking News managed to track down Mr Honey Singh who blamed the NGO’s for rocking his life like a hurricane. “Ya ya, I will be yo yo-ing about the famous couple. My first song called ‘Secy Sasura’ is already being recorded. It will tackle subtle issues like secularism and how ‘sasura’  Nitish Kumar hopes to achieve it. My next song is called ‘No vaccination for a Namonia filled nation’ “

Sources close to Nitish Kumar claim that he is mightily pleased at being referred to as “Secy Sasura” . On the other hand, BJP is lobbying for Honey Singh’s next album to be called a National Calamity.